Well, I made the attempt yesterday, and I only succeeded at scratching the paint.

Now, I'm thinking about sourcing another frame. Jwnovaman offered one back in the spring. Even if it's still available, shipping will likely be a deal-buster. I'll get the swingarm off and weight the frame to calculate the actual cost.
Before finding a replacement, I really should resolve the rear suspension question. Extended shocks for a CX frame would probably be cheaper and easier to source than the appropriate mono-shock.
If I can rent a torch kit, maybe "I'll give it a shot that way before I abandon the frame I have. If that doesn't work, I'll use it for experimenting before it gets recycled.
R
P.S. My 1-1/2 year old is sitting on my lap. She points at my Red Stig avatar and says "Dada!"